one of these things is a poser

who invited Clinton?

way before Nicki Minaj

has the power of observation. I mean really one out of seven sees the humping dogs?

You are less likely to get car jacked if you are in the nude

that’s exactly what you should worried about. Oh need a light for that cigarette while you worry?

oh look someone is mining for a golden accessory for you

Destroying all your cute teenaged photos

He is not even amused by the sight of fornicating animals

I once called the cops because Burger King was out of Whoppers. Somehow the Police were not on my side in feeling this was a criminal offense.

I thought, “how do oompa loompas procreate?” And now I know.

you once wanted to be like these guys

So what won out? The Bro or the Manzier?

Is that you?

Have some cake and a nose job

I always have a hard time finding what aisle they are on

Just like I expected hover-boards and flying cars