I just wanted to show my appreciation for the lack of acknowledgement of my existence in the past 5 years that I have served you. I know my position was not as important as yours, but it was needed. So I hope you choke on this while your systems crash, cause I uploaded a virus to the main server that will destroy everything.
Just a heads up – the batter was made with paint thinner and floury type mixture called cyanide. But I used real sugar frosting!