Hey kid, listen closely. I gots this mad itch on my butt. You scratch that for me, and my secret bone stash in the backyard is yours!
You know I hate it when you activate the Cone of Silence, Max. (for us old people who remember the original Get Smart TV show).
Listen here Mutt! Here’s how it works around here…
I poop on the carpet, and it goes on Facebook;
You poop on the carpet, you get the cone of shame.
Now, I’m not saying I’m going to poop and let you take the blame, but let’s just say, there’s no downside for me! Now where you hiding the milkbones?
Commander Aspen interstellar traveler from the dog star Sirius, performs a “mind meld” with a humanoid earth child.
Live long and prosper…
Hey dog, sorry but I told you not to not to sniff the preachers butt
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